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Cold dickings 

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
Cold dickings by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold Docking 

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.
Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus
Cold Docking by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

Cold dicking 

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.
I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"
Cold dicking by Hentai master April 20, 2018

cold dicking 

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.
i was cold dicking so hard today.
cold dicking by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026