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cockocracy 

When men dominate over women in any given situation. To be part of the cockocracy one must have a cock.
Woman-"Shotgun"
Man-"Im sorry you get automatic back seat due to the cockocracy, and the other male gets the front seat."
cockocracy by Joe and Anthony September 26, 2006
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A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.
A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

cockocracy 

Penis Power.
The innate power of a man's urine hose over women (small minded beings).
Girl #1: "Zomg, I just got this purse, it is soooooooooooo cute."
Girl #2: "Yah, iz totally rad yawl"

Boy Bystander: "Get me a drink, ho. I gotta sit heyah for a while and scope the chicks. The cockocracy demands your compliance."
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Me: "Willay Wiggansssss, get in the backseat. COCKOCRACY BITCH"

Cockocracy 

An inseparable group of gay men, who are the sluttiest men at a party/bar/club. Headed by the most experienced male, referred to as the King of Cock.
"Here comes the Cockocracy, get out your condoms boys"
"I had the entire Cockocracy last night"
Cockocracy by queer mike November 18, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026