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Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.
Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)
Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009
Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.
"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"
Conaned by addiecohen January 10, 2010
Kate Moss. It is derived from the words "cocaine" and "Kate". The term was coined by Perez Hilton.
Cokate's career ironically took off after her publicized drug scandal.
Cokate by ro3 May 22, 2007

Cobanermani456 

A gaming YouTuber who does a lot of Sonic-related content. He does playthroughs of some Nintendo games and other games too, but his main focus is on Sonic. People usually call him by the nickname "Cobi". His fans are usually called "Cobanermites".
"Hey what's up everyone? Cobanermani456 here!" 3
Cobanermani456 by Zack113 January 9, 2018
When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back
Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned
Conaned by Klc1709 January 14, 2010
A health snack that every body likes it's the coolest
Billy's mom gave him cocane and he smoked it all day long
cocane by Dig bick I have a pet woosy September 26, 2017