chonez 

calzones,underoos, skid plate

I must have shit my chonez.

chonez by Benny blanco from the bronx November 21, 2006

Choonez 

Noun (origins Belizean)- Anything and everything that's not negative. A concept and theory only those who have experience it may use. Used to describe a joyful, exciting and or thrilling time, event, or thing.

Dude last night we went all over the city, Tavern, thirsty thursdays, Club, Albert street, ketch eena fight with soh whore, gaan da gian bench n drink till sunrise...was choonez indeed

Choonez by GI JON69 June 25, 2010

text cohones 

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

text cohones by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Cohones 

Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones

Cohones by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

Cohones 

How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.

Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.

Cohones by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015

Phone Cohones 

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

Phone Cohones by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

chonez 

A spic with homo sexual tendencies

"That guys a total chonez"

chonez by Belgarath May 14, 2004