(noun) A person who is trusting of anything he reads on the internet, especially if he wants it to be true.
Hipster One: Can you believe Tristan thought all of Tucker Max's stories were true?

Hipster Two: I know! What a Cohen.
by fanofyancy March 29, 2010
A "more than happy guy" that likes to play with his food and muck around with different women from different area codes, but also has an addiction with gaming, but isn't afraid to play a little xbox knowing it could demolish his house into rubble (due to the RROD).
This guy is such a cohen

Why does he play that here?
he could destroy my house with that thing!
by mr guru January 26, 2009
1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
Don't be such a cohen!
by Yvan-r November 30, 2006
A dumb cunt hoe that eats hairy ballsack while she is sitting on a dildo
my wife was being a total cohen yesterday
by james94803928598423 June 21, 2011
To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.
At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.
by Snegall's brother April 01, 2009
A cheap jewish guy who lives with his mom most of his life and thinks he's in a band.
"Remember that kid from high school who always wore the band shirts?"

"Yeah, I hear he hasn't done anything, he's turned into such a Cohen."
by Notlisted November 21, 2006
really hot way to describe a emo geek
also character off the kewlest tv prog ever (the O.C)
girl 1:that cohen is so emo
girl2:I know, i bet his room is full of cohenista and he listen's to cohen-like emo music.
girl 1:So true and I bet tomorrow he's going to update his cohen hairstyle...
girl 2:i was like so about to say that...i mean his roots aren't black anymore

also an object of lust to the untrained eye!
by Lizy's_hot June 10, 2005

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