coffee mug 

Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.

That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.

Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.

coffee mug by Mr. Fahrts October 2, 2008

coffee-mug 

When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.

Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!

Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!

coffee-mug by laurene716 June 21, 2011

coffee mug 

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

coffee mug by JPeg92 August 14, 2009

coffee mug 

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.

After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.

coffee mug by Maranara September 9, 2008

Fire Fighters Coffee Mug 

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off

Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D

Fire Fighters Coffee Mug by jerry harrus October 31, 2013

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one

i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe

Coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee mug.exe

Just go search it

get a coffee mug.exe

coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019