Urban Dictionary: coffee

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8.	coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets a person who is coughed upon by linda Feb 9, 2002 share this
9.	coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets The master of many slaves that make up the working class. Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar. I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee. by RC Jul 16, 2005 share this
10.	Coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets Black, strong and with no sugar: the elixir of life. I feel dead...I know, I'll go drink some coffee! coffee sleep caffeine black strong by Criminal Activist Oct 23, 2007 share this

11.	coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly. Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds. cofee coffe coffee caffene caffiene energy hot drink burn cold bold flavor pee chug morning breakfast sick warm asshole by Connor Smith Aug 10, 2007 share this
12.	Coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due. Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee" by Andy May 6, 2003 share this
13.	coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets The lone "definition" you can get on a mug without looking like a total retard. Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh? Joe: What the fuck? Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane? Boss: You're fired! Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee". cuntfucker get this def on a mug coffee one who fucks many a cunt why am i still adding tags by Sue Doe Nymm Jul 13, 2009 share this
14.	coffee
	buy coffee mugs, tshirts and magnets sex in its liquid form coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel coffee caffeine bored beer hangover by cyber573 Apr 9, 2008 share this

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