the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 7, 2006
by Bruce Halstead April 25, 2007
A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
by Fooper April 5, 2007
Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.
by Not the FNG May 21, 2004
by lash505 August 18, 2007
Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew
by DemiIsInDaHouse April 25, 2011
Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.
Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.
by cmcleod July 7, 2011