"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.
The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."