1 definition by Fooper

Top Definition
A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!

Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
by Fooper April 05, 2007

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