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62.
A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 04, 2011
 
1.
n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside
Jenny is a coconut
by Ruby March 03, 2003
 
2.
Mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.
Justin is a Coconut
by Ed April 07, 2004
 
3.
Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"
by aaronak November 09, 2004
 
4.
Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
by pseudonym March 20, 2004
 
5.
a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the U.S, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they're not that involved in the south asian community.
Me: Mommy I saw an indian girl with this white guy today....
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
by wordmaker2005 February 24, 2005
 
6.
A device used to make galloping sounds when cut into two halves and hollowed out.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
by AMmayhem November 12, 2004
 
7.
Some one from the Pacific Island region, a Pacific Islander.
Nathan is a big coconut.
by Bally March 30, 2005