cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute

That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.

cockdiesel by Anonymous May 16, 2003

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

Anti-Cockwise 

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.

Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

Anti-Cockwise by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011

Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Cockwise

When someone gives you a bit of wisdom, but is really rude or being a dick about it.

“You should try it this way, Stupid!!”
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.

Cockwise by Matthew Elwood August 19, 2021

Human Cocktipede 

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

Human Cocktipede by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021

cocklips 

Somebody particularly homosexual, who regularly puts lip to cock

Jimmy, why are you such a cocklips

cocklips by vandeleur-boorer October 13, 2003