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2 definitions by CaptainObvious_69

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
by CaptainObvious_69 May 09, 2011
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A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
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