A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.
Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.
That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.
My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.
A cool cockproud
guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.
Derivation: A contraction of cock
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid
almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat
during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.
popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.
that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!
guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?
When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.
Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!
A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.
A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.