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douchebaggedness 

Bubba Watson, pro golfer. aka Bubba Douche. Often mistakenly referred to as polarizing. Polarizing would require that someone, other than possibly his mom, likes him. Well on the one hand he is a complete douchebag; on the other he is a god squad tool. Polarizing. Equally hated by all but the main reason for hatred is polarizing. Thus really the definition of douchebaggedness.
Bubba Douche is without question the clubhouse leader in douchebaggedness.
douchebaggedness by Crankhonk June 20, 2016

Douchebagginess 

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.
"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."
Douchebagginess by Zp_db October 5, 2009

douchebagginess 

Being a douchebag.
That guys douchebagginess gives all guys a bad name.
douchebagginess by Sammi_Baer February 19, 2012

douchebagedness 

having the qualities of a douchebag
"Those Birkenstocks only add to his douchebagedness."
douchebagedness by tnp May 3, 2006
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