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Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

Cockacity 

cockiness + audacity

relevance: more common than you think
He had the COCKACITY to say he used to not doing any work to get girls.

He had the cockacity to ask why I didn't ask for his number because "most girls do since I'm so hot"...
Cockacity by aripop April 26, 2020

chicknicity 

the combination of "chick" and "ethnicity." Used to describe ethnic preference in females.
I know you like fine white-dines but bermudan is my favorite chicknicity.

Coolnicity

A word that is used to show excitement about something that a person has said.
Ryan: "I am coming over in a half hour."

Lauren: "Coolnicity! See you then."
Coolnicity by EllaMaxGinger June 10, 2011

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.
Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

cockcisity 

He's no good but ,that dick though. Its cockcisity
cockcisity by BradyBunBun83 October 26, 2020