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1.
To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
by Bagus Killer August 12, 2007

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2.
A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
by DudeScouseMonkey March 06, 2008
 
3.
People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'
 
4.
someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit
"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"
by doober buddies June 29, 2009
 
5.
People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
 
6.
see Nellex
People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters
by Anonymous April 03, 2003