cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.

"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."

cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cockbooger 

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.

Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck

cockhouse by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Cockboost 

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.

So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.

Cockboost by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009