cockblockasaurus

Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.

Jason is always fucking up my game! Cockblockasaurus.

cockblockasaurus by aaron hendry March 30, 2008

cockblockalypse 

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

cockblockalypse by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

cocknockled 

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockblockalips 

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

cockblockalips by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

cockblockatron

1 Someone who cannot stop being a cockblock, and seems to have a man-crush on one of their friends who they cockblock, or someone who is unhappy with their situation so they want to make their friends suffer by cockblocking them.

2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.

Sam is such a cockblockatron, he keeps showing up whenever im trying to get some ass.

cockblockatron by anononononomyous December 27, 2008

CockKnocker 

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.

What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...

CockKnocker by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005