cockblockalypse

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'
by Robbie Best January 13, 2008
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Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema
*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*
by (blow)jobby November 06, 2011
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