Top Definition
A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'
by Robbie Best January 13, 2008
An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.
"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

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