A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.
by Smuttyman February 2, 2022
"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
by Gooch Spelunker February 16, 2017
Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
by DonPaullo April 23, 2009
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
by glitterguts November 2, 2014
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
by Skunkpumper October 9, 2022
by zombie vagina July 13, 2018