6 definitions by zombie vagina

greasy pussy

When fat diabetic ork-like porn stars shoot a porno where they shove a bunch of fast food pizza in their vaginas as a lubricant and then fuck while eating a bunch more disgusting food they lubricated their asses with, which they'll also eat out later in the film.

They shoved the pizza in the fat woman's vagina, making it a greasy pussy.

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 13, 2018

unitesticle

When 2, 3 or more testicles are merged into 1.

Have you seen Mike's unitesticle?

I walked up to that gay kid in the locker room and slapped him in his unitesticle.

by zombie vagina October 6, 2018

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018

fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market

Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!

by zombie vagina July 24, 2018

pussy raper

One old man who likes to fuck his own cats for his own sexual entertainment, while maybe fisting himself in the ass.

Ol' man Jenkins wife Sheila left him after discovering he was a pussy raper.

by zombie vagina July 19, 2018