the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.
The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.



by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009
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Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.
Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."

Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."
by tempster May 11, 2007
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An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.
"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005
by RickyP June 10, 2005
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Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.
Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.
by Hoo Rider July 19, 2005
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When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.
Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".
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'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020
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Like to fuck off with a little less gusto.
All those wearing red shorts can just cock-off.
by Nerdo September 18, 2003
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