cockblogging

A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.

cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot and Overworked & UnderF*cked.

cockblogging by ShayS April 9, 2006

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cockblogging

when you talk about amorous pursuits online

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"

cockblogging by k8 February 4, 2005

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cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot

cockblogging by ShayS July 22, 2008

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cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

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Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

Cockfrogging by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

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cockblocking

one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty

That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.

cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007

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Cockblocking coalition

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019

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