Cockamouse 

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cockamoomoo 

Covering your balls in maple syrup and sprinkles while wearing a leopard-print tie and laying on your sister's bed in the background while shes taking myspace pictures.

"Aha Tabatha, nice picture but your brother is pulling a cockamoomoo!"

"Dude, go to my sister's myspace. You'll see my cockamoomoo glory."

Cockamoomoo by Mr. Fuji January 4, 2010

cockabooby 

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

cockabooby by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockmobster 

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

cockmobster by Yuengling September 26, 2003

cockamous 

A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.

"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"

cockamous by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cockamous obliterate 

The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!

"dude i'd love to cockamous obliterate her pussy!"

cockamous obliterate by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cockaboos 

mens or boys underwear with a faulty crotch opening or stretched out leg holes that may expose the wearers penis.

Man just out of shower to wife half asleep in bed "Honey, look at these new underwear!" Wife waking to the sight of her husband's penis peeking out his undies at her "Those are "cockaboos", dear."

cockaboos by shwilla April 12, 2010