Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

Job-ad cock tease by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.

cock tease by Dawn June 15, 2002

cock teaser 

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

cock teaser by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) 

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.

Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT) 

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"

I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT) by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007

Cock Tease

A title to describe (usually pretty) flirty girls used predominantly by horny and or desperate males who are too dumb to realize that at that she was never going to sleep with him.

Horny asshole: "you're such a cock tease"
Flirty girl: "All I said was 'hello'... "

Cock Tease by flirtygirl October 23, 2009

cock teaser 

aka. False advertisement.
Definition 1:
Girls who dress skanky or revealing clothing but are not open about sex, disregarding whether or not they are interested in the guy.
This includes any peice of clothing exposing their cleavage, stomach, back, lingerie (especially g-string), and as much of their legs up to their thighs as possible(ie. mini skirt or short shorts).

ie. Forget about her, shes just a cock teaser. Don't waste your time.

cock teaser by Intellectual Whore February 13, 2006