Cock Chumber

When a female eats a cock with seasoned garlic and some veggies :) Only the female snufalasugis can do this she is a demon from hell, she brings men into her chambers sucks there cocks then RIPS THEM OFF ! She'll knock them out then sow a sausage where his dick used to be so he won't notice. Then she eats it.

Boy: Hey bro...
Boy 2: Hey ! How'd your date with Brittany go last night?!
Boy: I don't know i think i got laid but then i woke up and my dick smelled and looked like sausage

Boy 2: OH NO COCK CHUMBER

Cock Chumber by Miclovin November 4, 2012

cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

Cuckcumber 

The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.

"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"

Cuckcumber by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

Cockumber by Cockumber September 4, 2018

Cockcumber 

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

Cockcumber by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010