Top Definition
Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.
by PimpmasterHDWQ November 02, 2010

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