Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

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cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

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a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006

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Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

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The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.

"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"

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When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

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Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

Cockumber by Cockumber September 4, 2018

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