Pan-Seared Cock 

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.

Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!

Pan-Seared Cock by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021

Cocksmeat Sandvich 

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.

Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"

Cocksmeat Sandvich by ackid82 March 19, 2010

cocksmeagler 

an insult, one who smeagles cocks.

man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler.

cocksmeagler by Mr.Christopher August 29, 2005

cocksmear 

When a man gets an erection in his underwear and the pre-cum causes underwear link to stick to the tip of his boner.

Making out with her made me so horny; by the time she pulled my dick out it was covered in cocksmear.

cocksmear by Skatey Canasta August 12, 2011

cockspear 

from the tricialuingis dialect meaning to ram a vagina with your hand on your penis

Dude he cockspeared that porno slut!!

cockspear by Tivo December 13, 2004

cocksmear 

Cocksmear: One who smears a cock on themself.

Chicks finish porn videos with cocksmear techniques.

cocksmear by Jason the COCKsmith August 30, 2003