Cockshot 

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

Cockshot by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

cockshot 

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.

I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.

cockshot by sorak June 7, 2007

cockshot 

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile

Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!

cockshot by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

kiddie cockshot 

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

kiddie cockshot by kspre December 21, 2017

Cockshot 

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

Cockshot by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

Texan cockshot 

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.

Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted

Texan cockshot by Barberella April 12, 2020

cockshot 

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

cockshot by AnacinCross December 16, 2008