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Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018
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Cock Ring Era 

A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.
Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison

“Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era”
Cock Ring Era by Bratelvis October 28, 2023

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.
A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
cock ring by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

Golden Cock Ring 

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.
Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.
Golden Cock Ring by Superjim3 April 22, 2017
an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.
I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.
cock ring by John R. December 9, 2003
A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.
People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!
Cock ring by Xaime June 3, 2019