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cock broke 

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.
Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that
cock broke by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010

cockbroken 

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.
Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken
cockbroken by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cockbroken 

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.
Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead
cockbroken by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cockbroke 

Cockbroke - when a lady who is used to spending a lot of time with or around cocks suddenly finds herself lacking in cocks.
I'm so cockbroke, the next guy that comes near me is going to open the floodgates.
Cockbroke by Billy ballbag September 27, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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