A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt
Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn
by Notacobofcorn January 21, 2019
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To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.
Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.
by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017
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Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019
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The act of fellating a penis from the side. This act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. Commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one penis. This act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s penis. Also known as roushing.
Jim was corn cobbing the fuck out of my dick...while Frank worked my head.
by A. Mills April 28, 2008
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Corn cobbing the act of two men peforming 69 in a HOT TUB
Dave and Paul got all wet and steamy while CORN COBBING in the hot tub
by robdog81 February 17, 2011
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when a chick nibble up and down your penis like a corn on the cob.
your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.
by greased' lightnin February 14, 2007
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corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn
"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"
by tpain2 April 16, 2010
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