A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt
Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn
by Notacobofcorn January 21, 2019
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When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
by PiggyIsEpic November 16, 2018
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When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017
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