cornpuncher 

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

cornpuncher by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cowpuncher 

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!

"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."

Cowpuncher by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

Coat Puncher 

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

Coat Puncher by ObamaBush May 15, 2012

Cowpuncher 

A guy that beats the shit out of cattle.

The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

Cowpuncher by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpunchers 

A group of more than one cowpuncher.

Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

Cowpunchers by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpuncher 

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.

Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

Cowpuncher by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021