Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett by shht October 31, 2020

Coathanger 

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

Coathanger by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

Hot-ass Coathanger 

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

Hot-ass Coathanger by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

Coathanger Tan by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

Liquid Coathanger 

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.

Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

Liquid Coathanger by BaggerBoyz April 6, 2023

coathanger abortion 

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

coathanger abortion by Richard Black May 23, 2005

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome 

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018