COAD sun
glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by
people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the
big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun
glasses?
Quasim: Got punched
man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses
man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.