puddy cods

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

puddy cods by ashane November 15, 2016

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codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

codslap by WKid May 21, 2006

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codshit • codswallop • CODsucker • codswollop • codsack • codsatchel • codsexual • Cods Head • CodShot • Codsofter

CODstipation

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.

Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation

CODstipation by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011

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codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

codswallop by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002