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corsaired 

to get corsaired: When one looks good on paper and gets interviews for a job, but completely fails to convert a single interview into a job offer due to a lack of personality or social skills. Especially used in context of on-campus interviews for post-graduation recruiting, whether for college, law school, business school, graduate school, job fairs, or anywhere one has the opportunity to interview with multiple employers for entry-level positions.
A: "What are you doing after graduation?"
B: "I don't know yet...still looking for jobs."
A: "I thought you had a lot of interviews? That sucks."
B: "I don't know what happened. I'm graduating summa cum laude, too"
A: "What happened is you got cosaired."

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X: "Do I come off as socially awkward to you?"
Y: "No...why do you ask?"
X: "Well I have a few interviews coming up and I'm afraid of getting corsaired."
corsaired by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010
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Duluth Corsage 

The bloody ring that is left around your wrist after fisting a woman while she has her period.
After fisting Betty, Sam had a rose-colored ring around his wrist..otherwise known as the Duluth Corsage.

Corsa Driver 

The car of a pedophile
(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more
Corsa Driver by Ya boi lill dick February 5, 2018

Versa Cursa 

The act of seeing a Versa and saying "versa cursa" while earning the privilege to hit the person who you cursa-ed. Similar to the slug-bug, but with the Nissan Versa.
Betty: "VERSA CURSA" :slaps James:
James: "Darn it, another one!"
Versa Cursa by 7hugmuff1n October 6, 2011

vauxhall corsa 

Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!
The Vauxhall Corsa, Once driven, forever neddified!

Crazy Corsa Club 

A group of young people who are fanatical and passionate about Opel Corsa's.
Man that Crazy Corsa Club CCC is Crazy.
Crazy Corsa Club by Corsafreak December 6, 2010