A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.
"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
by kamikaze762x39 June 19, 2007
A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck
by Jesse February 09, 2005
When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.
We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...
by joskarith November 11, 2004
When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
by ksolt92 May 12, 2011
A situation that is unpreventable.
All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.
by j-money66 April 24, 2011
when more that 3 people have sex together
After prom were all just gonna go have one big huge cluster fuck
by abbalabbalee21 May 11, 2010
A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..
TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183
by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY November 29, 2009

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