3 definitions by Ernest_Hemmingroid
The act of over cooking/roasting/toasting/barbecuing food beyond the umami caramelisation point and venturing into the danger zone of burnt, carcinogenic madness. It is a portmanteau of 'carcinogen' and 'incinerate'.
Kim was disappointed when he returned to the kitchen to discover his pot of soupy rice slop had formed a burnt and blackened crust on the bottom.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.
by Ernest_Hemmingroid August 15, 2022
When you're days away from coming out of your fourth COVID lockdown and your local health authority advises that a new and dangerous strain has just been detected and that it would be imprudent to open up until the source of the new cluster is identified. In this context, clusterfuck is a portmanteau of COVID cluster plus being situationally fucked.
Health Official: 'With the discovery of this new and highly transmissible variant, which is unrelated to the existing outbreak, the government will not be relaxing COVID restrictions as previously scheduled. In summary, you have just been clusterfucked"
by Ernest_Hemmingroid June 5, 2021
The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.
Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.
by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 9, 2021