Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!
Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life