Verb used to express the actions of a female who ruins something 'laddish' by getting involved when not wanted.
"Julie came round and clunged all over our Fifa tournament."
"Don't invite Sarah to the poker night, she will only clunge on it."
"Don't invite Sarah to the poker night, she will only clunge on it."
by GDogYat November 7, 2013
Vagina. Pussy. Gash.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
by manyperson August 11, 2009
"I'm not chucking one up that again mate, that clunge was stinking like a rotting whale carcass festering in the sun."
by Clunge stumper May 4, 2009
1)the opening found between a female's legs, which can often have a fishy smell. not a complimentary term
2)also used as an adjective in a positive way
2)also used as an adjective in a positive way
1)her clunge was beautiful.
2)that was so clunge.
2)that was so clunge.
by ludo March 15, 2006
Another type of slang word for the female genitalia. Has now overtaken 'Gash' as the most overused, general word for a female by many different youths.
Billy says: Man, there are too many men at this party.
Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!
Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.
Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!
Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.
by Shiftyy May 21, 2009
noun - the not-so-common expression for a womans private area
descriptive - gaz (the serial killer) and his buckets of clunge (meaning plenty of female friends)
descriptive - gaz (the serial killer) and his buckets of clunge (meaning plenty of female friends)
by X4K0 January 7, 2009
by Dannnyyyy March 4, 2009