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cumsiesta 

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie
Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta
cumsiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023
To cum a tiny bit.
I cumsied after playing Dragon Age Origins.
Cumsie by Expert at cumsieeing. August 20, 2013
A girl thats a little cutie and plump
Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.
clumpie by S.Lofthus January 1, 2009
someone who drops and knocks over thigns.. or trips and falls constantly (HaNnA ChoNG is a MAJoR cluMzIE)
Hanna Chong is very CLUMZIE girl who lives in fullerton.. she trips every day
clumzie by AkA cluMZIE July 27, 2003

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010