a luxurious soul with a massive schlong and oozing sex appeal, famed for his residency at Rockshots in Newcastle
by clubber kidd August 19, 2003
An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015
One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.
by RyanREV July 13, 2010
the parking lot was full of car-clubbers
by $ally August 2, 2007
A boxer known for being a powerful puncher. Popularised by Mr T as "Clubber Lang" in the movie Rocky III.
by Jonny Bastard March 14, 2020
Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.
That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.
@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023