clownmander in chief 

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

clownmander in chief by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

www.clownpenis.fart 

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

www.clownpenis.fart by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

clownpenis by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

Clownman 

A senior officer who loves sucking the bosses pin

Oh look, there goes the clownman back to the bosses office... AGAIN

Clownman by ClownMan1 November 15, 2009

clownmunch 

anyone not cool; tool; dork; loser.

Can you believe Bob did that? What a clownmunch!

clownmunch by B. Panda October 6, 2005

clowngender 

Go touch some grass

Person 1:. I'm clowngender
Person 2: stop mocking the LGBTQ community you weirdo

clowngender by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022