Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
is someone whom you share your none existing theories with. This is most commonly used by kpop stans who always exchange close to impossiblesituations regarding their idols