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cloudified 

Rebuilding an existing technology to perform better in the Cloud. Typically, this includes making the technology 'elastic' so that users pay only for what they use--like electricity.
Postgres Plus Cloud Database uses the open source PostgreSQL database, but it's been cloudified to allow for auto-scaling, easy set up and automated DBA tasks.
cloudified by sprtagt January 14, 2012
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1.To be taken over and zoned out to the music of artist Scott Mescudi, or a real fan of Kid Cudi
2.Highly appreciative of Kid Cudi music
3.In Love with Kid Cudi to another level
I am Cudified
Cudified by CudderKid September 25, 2010

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

Cloudiified 

the process of someone or something being turned into an adorable, kawaii version of themselves in simple emote form by the one and only Cloudii
You got cloudiified!
Cloudiified by KoopKoop February 17, 2021

cloudiified 

"the process of someone or something being turned into an adorable, kawaii version of themselves in simple emote form by the one and only Cloudii"
You Got Cloudiified!
cloudiified by KoopKoop February 17, 2021

Clownified 

Clownified: The act of slowly turning into a clown, or becoming one whether you like it or not. You can be defined with big funky hair, a red nose, big floppy feet,, a lot of make up, a horn to honk with, a small car to fit in with your other clown buddies, and overall you have a crazy appearance.

Some people who become clownifed are unstable. For instance, IT. Some can be funny like Krusty The Clown.
Dude, did you see Bill last tuesday? He looked so...you know! Clownified!

Really? What was he doing?

Making lousy jokes, and clocking people with pies!

He's turned into one of them alright!
Clownified by Teh Poptart Kid November 21, 2010

closified 

When your sexual orientation is out to some but not to all.
I'm gay in front of my friends, but I'm closified in front of my family and others.
closified by CottonErica March 1, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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