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Rebuilding an existing technology to perform better in the Cloud. Typically, this includes making the technology 'elastic' so that users pay only for what they use--like electricity.
Postgres Plus Cloud Database uses the open source PostgreSQL database, but it's been cloudified to allow for auto-scaling, easy set up and automated DBA tasks.
by sprtagt January 14, 2012
Get the cloudified mug.jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl
(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Get the Jobby mug.It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt June 3, 2011
Get the Gotta go get some work done mug.jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Get the Jobby mug.When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.
by sprtagt April 18, 2016
Get the Resolutionary War mug.Today's version of Draconian. Creating processes, particularly at work, that are excessively harsh or severe. You know, something a jerk would do.
Our new head of marketing relaxed many of the Jerkonian rules his predecessor had in place relating to how much time we spend on parts of the business.
by sprtagt April 8, 2021
Get the Jerkonian mug.The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
by sprtagt June 3, 2011
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