sprtagt's definitions
The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
by sprtagt June 3, 2011
Get the Family's Anchormug. jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Get the Jobbymug. Rebuilding an existing technology to perform better in the Cloud. Typically, this includes making the technology 'elastic' so that users pay only for what they use--like electricity.
Postgres Plus Cloud Database uses the open source PostgreSQL database, but it's been cloudified to allow for auto-scaling, easy set up and automated DBA tasks.
by sprtagt January 14, 2012
Get the cloudifiedmug. It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.
by sprtagt June 3, 2011
Get the Gotta go get some work donemug. by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Get the Jatingmug. Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.
Sally: John's an atheist right?
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt May 6, 2014
Get the Cartholicmug. Two people teaming up that are douche bags on their own, but together, they're super douche bags--the Dynamic Doucho!
Ted and Sally suck to work with on their own, but when they're paired on a project, they're the Dynamic Doucho!
by sprtagt August 24, 2011
Get the dynamic douchomug.