Clothes-on love 

A feeling of attraction towards someone whom you would never want to see naked.

I am in clothes-on love with Jamie Bell. He is adorable, but since I am a lesbian I do not want to even see him shirtless.

or

I may be a straight guy, but I could see myself in a relationship with Ewan McGregor. Our clothes-on love could transcend all obstacles.

Clothes-on love by ShoeMask November 18, 2010

clothes on sticks 

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick

That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed

clothes on sticks by Voodooshit March 17, 2017

put some clothes on and GET OUT 

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!

Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"

put some clothes on and GET OUT by Phazting May 22, 2014

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! 

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

#1
(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

#2
Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! by corcan November 10, 2010

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

Painted on clothes by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes 

The song you sing to get rid of thots. Also a remix try to guess which song is the og song.

Thots: Hey
You: Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes
Thots: Vanish

Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes by King panter March 30, 2022

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