closeting 

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

closeting by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

closeting 

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

closeting by Floss It April 21, 2009

social closening 

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

social closening by Word-maven March 14, 2020

closeting 

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

closeting by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Joe-closeting 

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

Joe-closeting by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025